It is true my daughter says the most hilarious things. She is the perfect mixture of smart, funny, and uncensored. Here are a few of the latest things she has said that had rolling with laughter -
A few weeks ago we took the kids swimming. When I got Preston out I took everything off of him and just had him wrapped in a towel naked. When we got home I put him on the stairs to climb up himself so I could carry everything else up. Brooke was going up the stairs behind him and looks up at his naked body and says "Oh awesome penis bubby!" She repeated this several times and was really being serious as she was looking at his baby parts. Jason was cracking up!!
Lana just told me this story - She took Brooke and Ava to Ferrell's to celebrate both of their birthday's together. As they went to the bathroom Brooke looked at Lana (who is 9 months pregnant) and says "Did you know babies come out of your private parts! How can that happen?"
Jason took Brooke out the other night and he was telling her that she was a very humble girl and went on to explain why. She asked him after if she could go home and he would "induce" her as a humble girl. Jason said do you mean "introduce" you and she said no "induce." - I guess we have had a bit too much birth talk going on lately.
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